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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Beginning Ramblings

Gavin has decided to be a dog again today. He brought me the dog's brush and laid down with his back upstretched. Then he licked my face with satisfaction. Gavin also pretended to be my dad, putting a playing card below his nose and going, "Look at me, I'm Grandpa. Look at my moustache." (Love him. Learned his sarcasm from me.) My dad is one of the last men to pull off the stache--from the Magnum generation. I do have to say, without it, it looks scary. Keep looking like Tom Selleck, Dad. Chris tried it, but he just looked like a dirty redneck homeless man.

Corbin's soap opera never ends. "Penny broke up with me," he sighed. I didn't realize he was a one woman guy. Her "new boyfriend" tried to beat Corbin up. The great amount of money my parents have spent on tae kwan do paid off as he blocked his blows and scared the kid to running off. Penny returned to Corbin's side.

I stayed up till 1:30 last night talking with Heather about the horrors we endured at BYU. I was so giving and kind then, offering to make ugly people pretty with makeovers. But, as they gained confidence in their new selves, they decided they were too good to associate with me any longer. I was like, "I fricken made you. I can take it away." Oh well. Next time, I'll just let ugly people fend for themselves. There's someone for everyone, as Heather was told at Church on Sunday by a ridiculously immature 18 year old. Obviously she must have been talking about herself. She'll end up one of those girls, who at 30 have never even been offered marriage. Karma always comes around to kick our butt in the end. J/K

Did you know that they make ballet neck shirts for men? I have seen one first hand. Heather thought she saw a loose thread on it and pulled at it hard. The boy screamed,"That was my chest hair." I almost peed my pants.

Sorry for the randomness, but if you decide to read my blog then do so at your own risk. Rambling in circles is my normal speech pattern.

1 comments:

DrummerGirl said...

Keep looking like Tom Selleck, Dad. Chris tried it, but he just looked like a dirty redneck homeless man.
hahahahahahahahahahhaah

was so giving and kind then, offering to make ugly people pretty with makeovers.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

The boy screamed,"That was my chest hair." I almost peed my pants.
OMG. This is my favorite blog ever. Amie, oh Amie, thank you for blogging!!!